The Great Book of Dad Jokes- So Bad and Corny Jokes, They're Good! by Jim Hogan
Author:Jim Hogan
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Pronoun
- What do you get when you cross a squid and a gorilla?
- A stern lecture from the ethics committee!
- Iâm only familiar with 25 letters in the English language. I donât know why!
- When an ambulance zips past with its siren blaring: âThey wonât sell much ice cream driving that fast.â
- When a dad drives past a cow pasture: LOOK! That cow is OUT-STANDING in his field!
- What do prisoners use to call each other?
- Cell phones!
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A Labracadabrador!
- Why didnât the vampire attack Taylor Swift?
- She had bad blood!
- Soup or salad?
- I donât want a SUPER salad, I want a regular salad.â
- The fattest knight at King Arthurâs round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
- Did you see they made round bales of hay illegal in Wisconsin?
- Itâs because the cows werenât getting a square meal.
- Blood type?
- Red!
- Sorry about your wait.
- Are you saying Iâm fat?
- What do you call a fish with two knees?
- A âtwo-kneeâ fish!
- You know what the loudest pet you can get is?
- A trumpet!
- I was interrogated over the theft of a cheese toastie. Man, they really grilled me.
- What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
- Frostbite!
- What do you call a deer with no eyes?
- No idea!
- What do you call a lonely cheese?
- Provolone!
- Why canât you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
- Because the pee is silent!
- What does a zombie vegetarian eat?
-GRRRAAAAAIIIINNNNS!
- What does an angry pepper do?
- It gets jalapeño your face!
- Why wasnât the woman happy with the velcro she bought?
-It was a total ripoff!
- What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?
- Bison!
- What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
- Nobody knows!
- Where did the college-aged vampire like to shop?
- Forever 21!
- You heard of that new band 1023MB?
- Theyâre good but they havenât got a gig yet!
- Donât forget to take a bucket to the concert.
- Why?
- To carry your tune!
- What did the grape do when stepped on?
- Let out a little wine!
- Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
- To get to the dark side!
- Iâm not addicted to brake fluid. I can stop whenever I want
- I knew I shouldnât have had the sea food. Iâm feeling a little eel
- How was Rome split in two?
- With a pair of Ceasars!
- The shovel was a ground breaking invention, but everyone was blow away by the leaf blower.
- A scarecrow says, âThis job isnât for everyone, but hay, itâs in my jeans.â
- A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says âMake me one with everything.â
- What do you call a girl with one leg thatâs shorter than the other?
- Ilene!
- I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words!
- What does a clock do when itâs hungry?
- It goes
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